I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.
You know what? I’m going to do an experiment.
I’m going to leave this track here, completely unmarked, and tag it with everything I can. If you like it, reblog it, give it some notes. If you don’t, ignore it and move on with your life. I’ll tag it with a bunch of fandoms, so people can hear it.
Just out of curiosity. Press play and see what happens.
I’ll give you one hint: I consider it beautiful.
3 hours ago
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Unending.
3 hours ago
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why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong
you know what really annoys me
when famous youtubers/tumblr users/celebrities etc are in a relationship with someone
and the fan base says they ‘dont like that ship’ or ‘they dont ship it’
its like HOLY SHIT STOP YOU FUCKING FREAKS
THAT IS A REAL RELATIONSHIP
THIS IS NOT A JOKE, THIS IS NOT A CARTOON OR A COMIC OR A TV SHOW
THIS IS SOMEONES REAL LIFE RELATIONSHIP WHO THEY HAVE REAL FEELINGS WITH
YOU CAN’T SAY YOU DONT LIKE THAT SHIP BECAUSE’S YOU CAN’T
STOP
Fascinating race, the weeping angels. The only psychopaths in the Universe to kill you nicely. No mess, no fuss.
3 hours ago
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will u still love me when im no longer young and sort of popular on the internet
